15 Honest Work Confessions That Are Just Totally Wrong

Humor | By Ian Anglin | November 26, 2017

Few people know that the larger a company is, the more weird stuff is happening in the background. It's just the nature of how humans are - if someone knows that they can get "get away" with doing something, then most probably they are going to do it. What this story is going to list are 15 different blatantly honest work confessions of people doing weird things behind their bosses and colleagues backs. Number 5 is especially funny.

Not Helping the Higher Ups

Some employees so frustrated at work, that they enjoy seeing the higher-ups in the company make mistakes and complete fools of themselves. Kind of like what the person who wrote the above message did - that was a very passive-aggressive thing to do.

The "Make Believe" CEO

Here is a funny message a receptionist from some company posted. The poster said that once the boardroom and other employees leave for their lunch break, they sneak into the boardroom and play a "make-believe" CEO of the company.

Sleeping With Coworkers

It seems that these days everyone is sleeping with everyone else - which is what this girl thought, and decided to went on a sex-spree and slept with everyone in her office - including all the employees and all the different company bosses.

The Wrong Time to Fart

Everyone has had this happen to them - there you are, hanging with coworkers or friends, thinking that you are just about to let out a "silent" fart - the only problem is, the fart was completely audible and in some cases even nasty smelling.

Bad Customer Service

Here is a nasty message someone posted on Reddit. The poster said that at one time they (unintentionally) pooped their pants at work, and in order to hide their dirty underwear, they placed it in a package that got shipped to a company customer.

Getting "Trashed" at Work

Another bad and unproductive thing some employees do at work is getting "trashed" or otherwise intoxicated while at work. Bosses hate this, and at many companies, going drunk to work even once is enough to get fired and even blacklisted from the industry.

Taking a Nap at Work

Some employees are so stressed out and tired from working (especially over time), that they sometimes have to take naps while at their desk. That is kind of like how the poster of the above message does - they take a short nap every morning before anyone notices.

Flirting With Male Colleagues

Here is another reason why guys should flirt or try dating coworkers - some of them might just be straight up using their flirting as a weapon to get ahead. The advice here is - if you are going to date, try finding someone from outside the office.

Covering for Her Manager's Rehab

Not all of today's stories are going to be about the negative aspects of the modern workplace. Take for example the above message - an employee said that she is secretly covering for her manager, who went to rehab so that her manager doesn't get fired.

Practicing Breakdancing

Here is a pretty funny message am anonymous poster wrote online. They say that no one has (yet) discovered that every morning, before the other employees get to work, they practice and try to perfect their secret breakdancing moves.

Looking Busy at Work

One of the most important arts of being an employee in the 21st century is the art of looking busy without actually doing anything. The person who wrote the above message is getting anxious due to "running out of ways to look busy doing nothing at work."

Why Did He Do That?

Here is a weird message someone uploaded to Reddit. The original poster claims that they mistakenly throw out a female employee out of their office when instead they wanted to bend her over the desk. All of that kind of sounds illegal.

Rocking Out to Ms. New Booty

Here is a funny message, posted by a "straight-laced" attorney. They said that quite often, during their conference calls, they are freely rocking out to songs by rapper Ms. New Booty, without their clients and coworkers noticing anything.

Sliding Down the Rail

Every employee wants to have fun at work - studies have shown that happy employees are more productive an engaged at work. That's why this guy was sliding down the rails when the company CEO caught them at the wrong moment.

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