All you have to do is look at the box and you've basically seen the picture of a future heart attack. The fact that anyone still eats these concoctions is truly baffling, especially given the main ingredient of "ham and water product" in the ham and cheese flavored Hot Pocket. In addition to the tempting "ham and water product" Hot Pockets contain carrageenan, mono and diglycerides, as well as some very questionable cheese ingredients. Basically, these things are just bad news.
If you want to stay alive and also enjoy having a mouth that isn't burnt on the inside, consider making a little panini for yourself instead. Homemade pizzas are another option if you're looking for the cured meat and melted cheese combo. Or you could try a sandwich. Or basically any snack that isn't a Hot Pocket. We know you'll thank us later.