11. Thanks for the Reminder, Mom

11. Thanks for the Reminder, Mom

Let's just make this clear to all parents. This type of shenanigan is not cute. No kid wants to be reminded of the truth about their conception. We all know the truth, but we don't need to stuff our faces with it, OK? This is just a bad way to spend your birthday. "What's this cake mean, mommy?" / "We're going to have a little chat, honey. I'll tell you all about it."

This is the type of cake you'd buy at a sexy cake shop. Hot tip for you: don't buy your kid's cake at a sexy bake shop. That could get you in trouble with a lot of the other parents if you end up having a birthday party for your kid. "What? Are you mad because your kid didn't get the balls? Sorry, but the birthday boy always gets the balls.

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Did You Know...

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Over the years, weve seen so many food trends come and go, such as ramen burgers, matcha, and spiked ice-cream. Nowadays, were seeing another trend making waves in the food industry. How many times today have you seen an Instagram photo of a scoop of black ice cream, or a cup of black yogurt, or hamburgers with black buns? Indeed, the charcoal trend has taken the world by storm.

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So, what gives your latte that deep black shade? Activated charcoal, or coconut ash, is produced by heating coconut shells to insanely high temperatures until theyre burnt to a crisp. The ashes are then increased in size by steaming at high temperatures. Through this process, the ashes become a strong detoxifier, mostly because they become extra absorbent. This product may be purchased in pill form, and promises to alleviate hangovers, minimize the effects of food poisoning, and fight the visible signs of aging.

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Activated charcoal is said to boost ones energy as a result of decreasing toxins in the body. However, no evidence proves that detoxifying can lead to increased energy. Also, while it can help cure a hangover, it doesnt necessarily remove alcohol from your blood. It is also said to aid in debloating your stomach because it cleanses your colon but again, this all anecdotal and isnt supported by scientific evidence as of yet. All we can say for sure is that it is a proven detoxifier.

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