I never understood the whole "finish in a sock" thing when it came to you-know-what. A sock is something you have to clean and keep. A tissue paper is not. The logic just doesn't make sense to me. That just goes to show you how big of idiots men are. "My thing can fit in that thing. I guess that's where the thing goes." If you're reading this and you still use socks, please stop. It's not cute. It's not cool. It's just plain stupid.
This kid found out the hard way. I would NOT want to come home to find this. There's a lot of subtext in a note like that. It might as well say, "I know what you did. I have to clean it every time. You are not slick. You're gross." Even I'm blushing from this picture.