12. She Thicc

At first I was staring at this picture thinking, "dang, she is thicc. What's her name? Who is she?" I thought I was in love. Never had I ever seen a girl this thicc before. It just didn't make any sense. I couldn't stop thinking about her. Then I realized that I was looking at the back half of a zebra, and this woman is riding the zebra. After going to three weeks of continuous therapy, I was finally able to look at the picture again.

Why hire visual effects companies to make computer animated half-human half-beasts. Just have every actor wear a long coat and shoot them from behind. There you go, Hollywood. I just saved you millions of dollars. That might put some computer animators out of work, but they could use some time off. They should go out to the beach and get some sun for once.

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