13. "I'm All Ears"

You know how people say, "I'm all ears" if you're about to tell them a story. If this guy ever told me, "I'm all ears," i'd respond, "no, you aren't. You aren't any ears." People say I'm a cruel person. Oh, well. Actually, I don't know if this guy doesn't have any ears or not, or if this is an optical illusion I have never quite figured out. There's got to be something wrong with his head, even if this is some type of illusion. He's got the head the shape of a thumb. To be quite honest, I'd rather not see his face either. If the back of his head is this messed up, I don't want to see the front of it.

This might be one of those panorama shot mishaps. If you don't have a tripod on a panorama shot, it can look like a nightmare.

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