I live in constant fear of unwittingly having a stain on my crotch. The fear is always there, so I'm constantly looking down or brushing at my crotch. Now, even knowing that, that sounds like it would be weird to have to be around. Imagine not knowing about my struggle, like every other stranger that has to be around me. Needless to say, it's a problem. This guy looks like he's suffering my worst nightmare, but he's not. It's just as bad though. The stain on this plexiglass podium makes it look like he peed his own pants. If everyone is going to think you peed your own pants, then you might as well do it.
I've never tried a see through podium, but I've always loved podiums in general. That's a product I can stand behind. That's an old joke from generations ago.