I've only peppered in puns a little bit throughout this article, even though I'm a well seasoned pun make. I realize people can get salty when they hear puns. I hope I can mustard up some of my best ones for you. I think "Lies Ketchup to You" is on of my better a condiments. *hold for applause* We like to have fun here at buzzfuse. I hope you enjoyed that medley of unwanted puns.
Switching the colors here is messing with my mind. This would mess me up 100% of the time. Good thing I mostly mix my ketchup and mustard. Yes, I'm a monster like that. Get me a corn dog dipped in ketchup-mustard and I'm in heaven. I know a lot of people talk about ketchup and mayonnaise, but no. It's ketchup and mustard.