49. Dollar Stores are Liars

Dollars stores have been liars for a minute now. When's the last time you went to the dollar store and items were actually one dollars? 1991? You can get some items for a dollar, but that doesn't count for shit. I can go to the most expensive store in the world and still find something for a dollar. That doesn't make it a dollar store. The thing that makes a dollar store special is that I can get a mop, a bucket, and some floor cleaner for three dollars and twenty four cents. Get away from me with this two dollar nonsense.

I live in an area where every other store is a ninety nine cents store, but I'm talking about the real deal. These are dusty, messed up packaging style dollar stores. You don't know if you're going to buy a blanket or an incurable skin disease.

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