Just the other day we saw a self-cleaning toilet, and to be perfectly honest the robotic seat wiper freaked us the hell out. But really, that's nothing compared to the real future: the Noise Canceling Toilet. Now, it's obvious that this particular photo is a mock-up of a proper Noise Canceling toilet, but the technology does exist and it'll be rolled out like toilet paper everywhere soon.
Nobody likes the sound of a dump entering the bowl, or the echo chamber of farts, or the splashback (fondly known by our friends as "Poseidon's Kiss"). And for a while there, we thought that we would just have to come to grips with the fact that everyone makes horribly weird sounds on the can. But this is the future, where we don't have to face any facts. Where technology can continue to help us hide our shame.