As cute as they may be, we've known for a while that there's really something up with cats. They might purr and rub up on your legs when they want something, but that's about the extent of their love for us. And let's not forget all the times they've ruined our keyboards, scratched our couches to hell, and just plain gone missing for days.
No, cats are just about the opposite of man's best friend. They've had a plan in place for centuries to take over humankind, backed by the government, and now it's finally coming to fruition. First, they took over our houses, and now they've taken over the internet. It won't be long before the final phase begins, so you'd better deprogram your cat while you still can.