44. My Eyes Are Up Here

44. My Eyes Are Up Here

Sometime, a man and a woman will be having a conversation, and the man's eyes will be focused on the woman's chest instead of her eyes or mouth. It's rude, and it should be called out whenever it happens. If, however, you've gone to a hall of waxworks and the waxwork appears to be staring at your chest, that's on you. You put yourself in the pose, and you should have picked a better place to stand. It's not like poor Albert Einstein here had the option of moving himself.

As Einstein can't move, and this girl wants him to look her in the eye, there's only one thing for it. Her eyes are going to have to move, and if her eyes are moving, then so is her whole head. Now, they're eye to eye, and she's going to need to seek urgent attention from an expert chiropractor as soon as she's done taking the picture.

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Did You Know...

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Chefs made their way into celebrity land a while ago. But how many celebrities that weren’t trained as professional cooks are actually whizzes in the kitchen? Here are several that come to mind.

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Actress Julia Roberts is confident about her cooking skills. “I’m quite a good cook,” she told E! News. “I’m like a closet home ec teacher…I can really cook anything.” Roberts has said she often cooks fish for herself and her kids. And speaking of her three children, “They think that I’m a good cook,” Roberts told People. “They actually told me that I should open a restaurant.” She also relishes cooking for the holidays, particularly shredded Brussel sprouts. Roberts hasn’t published a cookbook, but we did find recipes attributed to her for peach crisp and banana hemp muffins. Or you can make the same summer salad the actress supposedly eats.

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Chrissy Teigen started off as a supermodel. Then her love of cooking filtered into her professional life too. At this point, she’s created recipes for a limited Blue Apron release and also just launched her own home and cooking line at Target named “Cravings,” after the two cookbooks she’s released. Teigen describes cooking as “a time of peace” for herself. So maybe peace out to her tuna melt sandwich or the fried chicken wings that are a favorite of her husband, John Legend.

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Lady Gaga, whose real name is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, comes from a cooking Italian family. Her father started his own restaurant in New York and also published a cookbook. And apparently, Lady Gaga has inherited the family’s cooking genes. Her Instagram account occasionally features photos of her culinary activities. Sure, sometimes it’s topless cooking. But other times it’s more poignant like in the post she shared about her bringing food to the family of her dear friend who passed away. Want to try a Gaga/Germanotta family favorite? Check out her recipe for whole wheat pasta with a sweet fennel sauce.

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