Part of this shirt is probably accurate. God probably is busy. God has a whole universe to look after, never mind the noisy six billion people who live on this planet, with all of their trials and tribulations. If your prayers are going unanswered though, this guy has you covered. If you're talking to God and nobody is getting back to you, then you're cordially invited to come and spill your heart out to him instead.
What makes him think he's qualified to act as an assistant manager to God isn't immediately clear, but even in our most confident moments we've never felt like we're anywhere near suited to that position. We don't think he's thought this through either. Think about all the things that people confess to God when they pray. Does he really want to expose himself to all that? If so, rather him than us!
Over the years, weve seen so many food trends come and go, such as ramen burgers, matcha, and spiked ice-cream. Nowadays, were seeing another trend making waves in the food industry. How many times today have you seen an Instagram photo of a scoop of black ice cream, or a cup of black yogurt, or hamburgers with black buns? Indeed, the charcoal trend has taken the world by storm.
So, what gives your latte that deep black shade? Activated charcoal, or coconut ash, is produced by heating coconut shells to insanely high temperatures until theyre burnt to a crisp. The ashes are then increased in size by steaming at high temperatures. Through this process, the ashes become a strong detoxifier, mostly because they become extra absorbent. This product may be purchased in pill form, and promises to alleviate hangovers, minimize the effects of food poisoning, and fight the visible signs of aging.
Activated charcoal is said to boost ones energy as a result of decreasing toxins in the body. However, no evidence proves that detoxifying can lead to increased energy. Also, while it can help cure a hangover, it doesnt necessarily remove alcohol from your blood. It is also said to aid in debloating your stomach because it cleanses your colon but again, this all anecdotal and isnt supported by scientific evidence as of yet. All we can say for sure is that it is a proven detoxifier.