It looks like she has muffins coming out of her knees, doesn't it? She's such a woman that her knees are trying to bust out. You can't contain all of her in one pair of jeans. No, sir. She's just too extra for that. I fear for when she takes these jeans off. What's going to come flying out? Those jeans might be the only thing separating us from her devastating thighs.
I've seen some people with cut off jeans who are so ill fitted in them that they're just building out of all the holes. I can't talk since I have a muffin top (a real muffin top. Not the muffin tops that come sprouting out of your knees). I just keep going up in jean sizes instead of trying to fight it. Might as well just give up and switch to sweatpants.
Over the years, weve seen so many food trends come and go, such as ramen burgers, matcha, and spiked ice-cream. Nowadays, were seeing another trend making waves in the food industry. How many times today have you seen an Instagram photo of a scoop of black ice cream, or a cup of black yogurt, or hamburgers with black buns? Indeed, the charcoal trend has taken the world by storm.
So, what gives your latte that deep black shade? Activated charcoal, or coconut ash, is produced by heating coconut shells to insanely high temperatures until theyre burnt to a crisp. The ashes are then increased in size by steaming at high temperatures. Through this process, the ashes become a strong detoxifier, mostly because they become extra absorbent. This product may be purchased in pill form, and promises to alleviate hangovers, minimize the effects of food poisoning, and fight the visible signs of aging.
Activated charcoal is said to boost ones energy as a result of decreasing toxins in the body. However, no evidence proves that detoxifying can lead to increased energy. Also, while it can help cure a hangover, it doesnt necessarily remove alcohol from your blood. It is also said to aid in debloating your stomach because it cleanses your colon but again, this all anecdotal and isnt supported by scientific evidence as of yet. All we can say for sure is that it is a proven detoxifier.