16. You Can't Escape Coke

16. You Can't Escape Coke

Coca Cola is one of those brands that seems all powerful, kind of like Disney. It's not as powerful as Disney, but maybe if Coca Cola wielded the Infinity Gauntlet and teamed up with Starbucks then maybe they could beat Disney. That is, if Disney doesn't inhale Coca Cola and absorb its power. This is the type of weird conversation that I like to have. Which brand would win in a physical fight. It's fun having a child's mind in a man's body.

This reminds me of the movie Sausage Party. The Coca Cola cans are living creatures who wanted to leave the grocery store so they disguised themselves as Fanta. I don't know if that's the best choice considering who the hell buys Fanta over Coke? Uh oh. Did I just piss off a bunch of Fanta fans?

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Did You Know...

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Over the years, weve seen so many food trends come and go, such as ramen burgers, matcha, and spiked ice-cream. Nowadays, were seeing another trend making waves in the food industry. How many times today have you seen an Instagram photo of a scoop of black ice cream, or a cup of black yogurt, or hamburgers with black buns? Indeed, the charcoal trend has taken the world by storm.

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So, what gives your latte that deep black shade? Activated charcoal, or coconut ash, is produced by heating coconut shells to insanely high temperatures until theyre burnt to a crisp. The ashes are then increased in size by steaming at high temperatures. Through this process, the ashes become a strong detoxifier, mostly because they become extra absorbent. This product may be purchased in pill form, and promises to alleviate hangovers, minimize the effects of food poisoning, and fight the visible signs of aging.

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Activated charcoal is said to boost ones energy as a result of decreasing toxins in the body. However, no evidence proves that detoxifying can lead to increased energy. Also, while it can help cure a hangover, it doesnt necessarily remove alcohol from your blood. It is also said to aid in debloating your stomach because it cleanses your colon but again, this all anecdotal and isnt supported by scientific evidence as of yet. All we can say for sure is that it is a proven detoxifier.

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