19. New Hampshire

People in New Hampshire are killing it. They're drinking their butts off and still coming out with the 2nd lowest score in adult health. I say score as if it's some sort of game instead of a serious health issues that affects every single one of us in profound ways. What can I say? That's Julio Childress for you (I'm Julio Childress, if you didn't get that. The fact that I had to check in shows you glimpse at what my confidence level might be).

It's possible that the people of New Hampshire got together and said, "no one can remember anything significant about us, so we must make sure we're healthy. At the very least." Sorry, New Hampshire. I don't mean to throw shade, but that's Julio Childress for you.

Statistics :

Adults drinking excessively: 18.4% - Alcohol-related driving deaths: 31.2% (22nd lowest) - Adults in fair or poor health: 11.5% (2nd lowest) - Drunkest metro area: Manchester-Nashua, NH

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