John Schnatter isn't necessarily a household name, but he's been in the limelight recently over his outspokenness on the NFL kneeling controversy. He's the CEO of Papa Jons pizza, America's favorite pizza place if it's your only option. Seriously, what is Papa Jons deal? The only reason anyone orders from Papa Jons is because they have those cups of garlic sauce. If they start selling that garlic sauce at the store it's game over for Papa.
For whatever reason, John Schnatter insured his hands. I understand everyone else's reasons for insuring their body parts, but not this guy. It's not like he's the one spinning the dough. That would be one thing. What's this guy hiding about his hands? Now I want to find him and break a knuckle just to see what the big deal is.