I like to think that if I ever played baseball I'd be the pitcher. I think that because I want to envision myself as the hero in every situation. I'd be striking everyone out left and right. Too bad that's just a fantasy. In reality I have such bad shoulders that I have a hard time getting up off the ground. They click when I swing my arms around. Please send me money so I can fix this. How do I intend to fix it? Robot arms, of course.
Matt Harvey is a pitcher for The Mets, and I bet his human arms are as strong as robot arms. That's why he gets paid the big bucks. I bet his shoulders don't click either. So you're telling me that this guy has great shoulders and gets paid millions of dollars? Some guys have it all.