This one is a little different because Shirley MacLaine didn't insure a specific body part, but in a way she insured her entire body. She insured herself against alien abduction. What is it about money and fame that drives people into madness? You have some success and all of a sudden you think even the aliens are out to get you. Is alien abduction that bad? Let's weigh the probes and cons. Now that's a zinger!
I am actually terrified of alien abductions. I know I could take a little grey alien one on one, but I don't see it being a fair fight. Twenty of them will surround me, shoot me with paralysis lasers, and then have their way with me. We all know it's true. I'm too attractive for the aliens to resist.