If you're talking about David Lee Roth with me then there's one thing you need to know first. I own a signed copy of his first solo album, which has my favorite song ever "Just a Gigolo." He's the man, and what I aspire to be. I can't imagine how awesome the back stage of Van Halen concerts must have been. So much Jack Daniels and women everywhere. They had to stay loaded up on antibiotics with all the women they were getting with.
David Lee Roth must have some serious junk in the front if he insured his genitals. There's got to be some fine print that says he has to wear a condom or the whole insurance policy is null and void. Who was the insurance agent who had to inspect it? That's what I want to know.