Taylor Swift has some long giraffe legs on her. She's 5'10" but five feet of that is all legs. On safari you see the gazelles watching her to see if they can get any pointers on a faster stride when outrunning lions. They deserve to be insured just out of their own freakish nature. When she dies we'll have to crush her bones so archaeologists don't find them centuries later and think she's some sort of mutation.
When Taylor Swift has a break up, she usually responds with a song meant to hurt that person. Recently she released a cover of the classic Earth Wind & Fire song "September," which makes me wonder if she just had a bad breakup with all of black Twitter. They came for her hard on that one. She may want to insure her songs after the roasting she got on that one.