29. I'm Falling For Her

Pretty girls can never seem to get the perfect selfie despite looking perfect 100% of the time. I've seen a pretty girl check out her gorgeous selfie and say "ugh, I'm so hideous," which just makes me thinks, "what do you think about ME?" I must look like swamp thing in all of my photos in their eyes. Here's a situation where you don't want to take multiple selfies. If the picture didn't come out, just pay someone to do some editing.

I don't understand how she's up there in shorts and a belly shirt. It looks freezing up there. You can see the fog and mist in the distance. I'd probably die from hypothermia, then I'd fall and crack into a million pieces like an ice sculpture. That's why if I went up there I'd wear a jacket, a helmet, a parachute, and last will and testament.

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