I've never held a duck. I've been too terrified to even try. Sure, the beak isn't sharp or anything, but neither is a spoon yet you could still scoop my eyeballs out with one. Unfortunately, if babe says she wants a picture holding a duck in your matching duck shirts, then babe gets a picture holding a duck in your matching duck shirts.
There's one aspect of the picture that disturbs me slightly. Am I the only one noticing the most important detail?The duck is wearing a chef's hat like the one in the picture. Did they have a chef's hat handy for the duck, or did the duck bring his own? Or is it one of those ketchup cups? Animals have it so easy. If they want a chef's hat all they have to do is go to In'N'Out. If I want one I have to pay for it.