The rock and roll lifestyle means lots of drugs and alcohol. That means I'd be perfect for the rock and roll lifestyle. I just need to do the whole "learn how to play an instrument" thing. 80s hair metal bands were great for that. They would just turn their amps up so high that you couldn't tell that they were playing nonsense due to drinking a whole bottle of Jack Daniels right before the show.
This fan tried to party like a rockstar while waiting to meet some of his heroes, but he partied too hard and passed out. Dude, I feel you, but come on! He missed the chance at meeting both Dave Grohl and John Paul, though I guess he still got his photo. Still, a photo is nothing like being able to shake the hands of your idols. Especially when that photo makes you look like a total goon.