15. Give Him the Bird

There's nothing that says "I get the ladies" like a shirt with characters from a cell phone game on it. Do they even sell those in adult sizes? Or do you have to get an XXL in boys. Seriously though, I don't mean to roast this guy too much. He's a pilot after all, so that adds some cool points. Plus, if you're just flying a single-rider plane, then you don't need to bust out your three-piece suit.

Now let's talk about the irony here. A bird smashed through this guy's plane window while he was in the air. That's a story in itself. The kind of story you tell to strangers at a bar. Add the fact that the he was wearing an Angry Birds shirt at the time and you have some Moth level story material.

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