31. No Kisses for You, Little Homey

This selfie doesn't reveal something so much as it creates a funny looking image. This lonely boy (I call him that because he's the one who isn't getting any kisses) looks like a giant man getting kissed by a girl. Seriously, if this were real then this dude would have a head the size of a stack of al pastor meat. Too bad, little homey, but she's kissing someone else. Please don't use your giant head to crush the competition. It wouldn't be a fair fight.

I do have to wonder if the kid knew the picture would come out like this. He has that sly look on his face like he's getting away with something. For a young man with no romantic prospects, this is as close to intimacy as he's going to get.

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