We're back to green ice cream again, but no amount of unnatural colors would ever have been able to put an enthusiastic 80s kid off the idea of buying a 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' toy. These sewer-dwelling reptiles were huge in the early 90s, and everything bearing their likeness flew off the shelves.
As if these ice cream bars didn't look unhealthy enough, they had gumballs for eyes. The result of that was that it made the turtle look like it was dead, but given that you were eating it, it hardly mattered.