Versions of this snack still exist in the present day, but they're a pale imitation of what we once had during the 1980s. A Keebler Magic Middle contained all the best things about shortbread, paired up with almost-liquid peanut butter and chocolate.
Yes, they went everywhere. Yes, your parents hated them because they ended up all over your hands and clothes. We're adults now; we feel like we could make a better go of eating them. Put them back the way they used to be!