Jolly Ranchers are great. They're a bonafide candy classic. You loved them, your parents loved them, and your grandparents probably loved them too. Their formula didn't need to be toyed with. Jolly Rancher Fire Stix never needed to happen.
The idea of a candy that would make a child cry is evil, and these always did. The more you sucked, the hotter they got. Even if you could cope with the heat, they eventually got so sharp they stabbed your tongue. Why did Jolly Rancher do this to us?