Kids love crackers. Kids love chicken drumsticks. So why wouldn't kids like crackers coated in breadcrumbs, and shaped like chicken drumsticks? That was the theory behind Dixies Snack Crackers, which have to go down as one of the weirdest food ideas of all time.
There was no way this couldn't be disappointing. You bite into a chicken drumstick, and you get the taste of crackers instead. Why would anyone do this? It was like pranking yourself! Nobody was surprised when they quietly vanished from stores.