No, we're not going to say 'Las Vegas.' Las Vegas is fantastic, but it's not for everybody. Instead, let's ask how a place with so much sunshine can have so few skin cancer sufferers? It's baking hot in the middle of the summer, but skin cancer is almost unheard of.
We hope Nebraskans really do have thick skin, because they're not going to like this. They officially live in America's dumbest state. Reading comprehension and educational attainment in Nebraska is the worst in the country.