This is a less-than-flattering comparison, so if the ladies involved in it ever see this, we're really sorry. If we're honest, though, you haven't helped yourselves. Patty and Selma aren't characters that human beings should really ever resemble, so how have they managed it?
It's simple, really. Wear matching outfits, go for cigarette breaks at the same time, and look generally tired of the world and everybody in it. We bet they love MacGyver. Give up the habit, ladies!