By this point, we've firmly established that parking in an around the garbage is a very bad idea. It annoys other drivers, it annoys people who want to use the trash, and it annoys the people who come to collect the trash. Why would you park there at all? If you do, maybe you just really love trash. If you love it that much, why not seal the deal by becoming physically attached to it?
In our list's second great use of plastic wrapping, this time the spider-web like sheets haven't just been used to seal up the vehicle, they've also been used to attach a dumpster to it. That dumpster is likely covered in years of filth, and probably stinks. Who knows how long it was bound to the car before someone was able to cut away all the wrapping? Long enough for the driver to learn a valuable lesson, we'd wager.