Having someone park right across the middle of a path is extremely annoying. You're left with the prospect of having to walk around the obstruction - often into the middle of a busy road - and you're left cursing the name of whoever thinks it's appropriate to park like this not once, but apparently every single day. How can anybody be that oblivious to their surroundings?
The cheerful soul who wrote this note has found a way to get the best out of it though; instead of walking around the car, they just slide across the hood, as if they were in an action movie. They enjoy it so much that they've suggested that the owner of the car gives it a try themselves! We wonder if the driver ever noticed that their hood always looks like it's just been buffed?