This is a whole story wrapped up in one short note. Sadly, we can't see the car in question, so we don't know how bad the parking that triggered this budding poet was, but it was sufficient for them to feel compelled to write about it. "Don't park like a tool," should be a permanent instruction that everyone on the road has to live by. The rest of it is a bonus.
Halfway through the message, our infuriated author starts to question whether the correct description of becoming angrier is 'get more mad,' or 'madder,' and so therefore blame the driver for their grammatical confusion. For reference, either one of them is fine. Just don't park so badly that you provoke anyone into questioning it. We like the way that the point introduced at the beginning is repeated at the end for effect.
Over the years, weve seen so many food trends come and go, such as ramen burgers, matcha, and spiked ice-cream. Nowadays, were seeing another trend making waves in the food industry. How many times today have you seen an Instagram photo of a scoop of black ice cream, or a cup of black yogurt, or hamburgers with black buns? Indeed, the charcoal trend has taken the world by storm.
So, what gives your latte that deep black shade? Activated charcoal, or coconut ash, is produced by heating coconut shells to insanely high temperatures until theyre burnt to a crisp. The ashes are then increased in size by steaming at high temperatures. Through this process, the ashes become a strong detoxifier, mostly because they become extra absorbent. This product may be purchased in pill form, and promises to alleviate hangovers, minimize the effects of food poisoning, and fight the visible signs of aging.
Activated charcoal is said to boost ones energy as a result of decreasing toxins in the body. However, no evidence proves that detoxifying can lead to increased energy. Also, while it can help cure a hangover, it doesnt necessarily remove alcohol from your blood. It is also said to aid in debloating your stomach because it cleanses your colon but again, this all anecdotal and isnt supported by scientific evidence as of yet. All we can say for sure is that it is a proven detoxifier.