Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to round two of Which Religion Is The Raddest! Round one was well and truly won by the esteemed Buddha, who impressed the judges with his ability to drag an airborne plane around - by its tail, no less - just using his thumb and forefinger. At that time, we thought we had a clear winner in the competition.
But here we have a new challenger: Jesus! The Crust Almighty has accepted Buddha's throwdown and is going to come up with a miracle of his own. Sure, he isn't too original with his divine act. He's chosen to mess with a plane, just like Buddha. But damn, does he put on a show. Not only catching the plane, but throwing it from hand to hand, just like a child's toy. Alright Christianity, you win.