A serious case of sportspeople doing weird things has struck again, and this time it's two soccer players that have come out of it looking like they should have kept it to the bedroom. To be totally honest, we're not even sure that this is a case of unfortunate positioning and a perfectly timed photo. What they seem to be doing is just downright illegal.
Okay, maybe not downright illegal. Like we said, maybe it's just something they should have kept off the pitch. From the looks on their faces, it might not even be what we think it is. Maybe one guy is giving birth to a cactus, or his hemorrhoids have flared up and need urgent medical attention. Actually, we don't want to know what it is.