Does anyone remember that game Fruit Ninja from when smartphones first came out? Various fruits would fly across the screen, and you would have to "slash" them with your finger to get points. Stupid, addictive, but a hell of a lot of fun. Games might have gotten a bit more complicated since those days, but you just can't beat a simple concept.
Little did we know that all that time we were getting high scores on Fruit Ninja and giving ourselves Repetitive Strain Injury, we could have been actually practicing in real life and becoming a mad fruit ninja like this woman. We could have been like this rad lady and done something with our lives. Look at that skill. Look at those trails of juice. Oh well. Maybe next time.