Speaking of powerful stuff, here's a photo you're unlikely to ever forget. How anyone managed to be in the right place at the right time to capture this, we'll never know. Be we think you'll agree that the result is as funny as hell. The way his legs are positioned actually makes it look like he's launching himself into the air with a fart so explosive it would shock a 5-year-old.
Sadly, this extra fiery burst didn't help his team out, since you can see at the top of the newspaper that the Saints lost in the end. On the other hand, maybe you don't want to have two-pound cheese and bean Burrito Bombs put on the banned substance list. It's best to keep its performance enhancing capabilities under wraps until you really need to bring out the big flamethrowers.