8. Lettuce Hat

I like to give people the benefit of the doubt when I see them doing something that looks otherwise crazy or stupid. I think that's only fair. That's why I'm going to do some mental gymnastics to validate why this woman is wearing a cup of lettuce on her head. Some people would immediately jump to the conclusion that she's crazy, but I don't think that's fair. I think that she's doing a hair treatment that soaks up the nutrients from the lettuce into her hair. In fifteen minutes she'll have luscious hair.

Do I really believe that? Not really. This lady doesn't look like she'd benefit from luscious hair. No offense lady, but maybe you're just some weird crazy person so who cares about offending you anyway. I know that may sound mean, but I only have enough positivity in me for five to six people a day.

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