36. I Guess the Wings Aren't Functioning

This might be proof that angle wings aren't that great. If you have to take the train despite having wings, they must not be that great at flying. Now, I don't actually think this is a real angel. All the real angels were killed fighting in the Iraq war. Enough with the silliness though. This guy's angel costume is quite beautiful, but it's not doing any favors to anyone who wants to sit next to him. Wings aren't as bad as zebra legs, but they do come with their own problems.

For real though, if you ever seen an angel on public transportation, get off on the next stop. That can't be a good sign right? What other reason would the angle be there than to take you to the afterlife after the subway crashes into a wall after the breaks go out.

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