There's showing off and annoying everyone, and then there's showing off and impressing everyone. I think this falls under the second category. Tell me that you wouldn't love to see this on the subway. Especially since he's not going to be taking up any seats. A small child could even stand under him. If anything, this guy is a subway hero. It's almost as if he's like... Robin Hood!
I need to get on whatever work out regimen this guy is on. I haven't been able to do the splits like that since I was in my mother's womb. My bones were practically rubber back then, so it doesn't even count. If I could do that I'd be doing it all the time. I might skip out on giving the creepy look, but I have a feeling that just comes with the territory.