This guy totally got around the "no shirt no service" rule. I can really respect his ingenuity in making a Corona box outfit. I hope he bought the twelve pack, drank it, and then put his new outfit on. By that point you've got to totally be feeling yourself. It's probably warmer than nothing either. I think we just solved the environmental crisis. Take all that trash and make people wear it. That'll go over well, right?
I'm not liking the way that cardboard is pressing up against his neck though. Are we not convinced that he's not strangling himself in his sleep? Maybe he wants to die. It's not like he's in the best life situation right now, after all. I'd hate to be the coroner who turns in that report. Everyone would think you were joking.