31. Precious Cargo

There are genres that you shouldn't even touch unless you're going to try to elevate the genre. Heist movies are like that. They better be inventive as hell or else they don't work. Those movies operate differently than, let's say, a movie like 'Lady Bird.' That's why 'Oceans 8' sucked. It had nothing to do with the female cast. It just added nothing to the genre. Sorry, 'Oceans 8,' but at least you can say that you're better than 'Precious Cargo.'

This movie stars Bruce Willis (OK, not so bad) and Mark-Paul Gosselaar (wait a minute... the Saved by the Bell guy?). Bruce Willis has been in some stinkers, but Mark-Paul Gosselaar? I can appreciate Mark-Paul Gosselaar's attempt at breaking free from his Saved by the Bell role, but I will always see him as Zack Morris.

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