35. Shoot it!

If this thing was coming towards me, I wouldn't assume it was a child. I'd assume it was a ghoul from the deep depths of hell come to get me. Some people have called me dramatic in my fear of ghouls from the deep depths of hell, but one day they'll come and then who will be laughing? The answer is no one. We'll all be dead or enslaved by the ghouls from hell! That's why!

This is what I mean when I say that Halloween costumes were scarier back in the day. You couldn't quite tell what they were, so it made them terrifying. This could be Winnie the Pooh for all we know. It probably is, but instead it just looks like some demon child. I imagine lifting the costume and it just being full of worms.

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