33. Beauty (?) Contest

I would walk into this room, see what we all see here, and then quietly turn around and leave. I want no part of whatever the hell is going on here. I feel like this is some kind of Dusk Til Dawn situations where suddenly all the beautiful women turn into vampires. I won't even risk a situation like that happened, so every time a girl asks if I want to be alone with her, I say no. That way I'm always safe from vampires.

My best guess is that this competition didn't want the judges to judge based on facial looks. I think the face is very important so I don't think I'd want to judge a competition like this. I have judged a beauty pageant before though. That's a story for another time though.

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