Every time mom told you to eat your vegetables, did you do everything in your power to avoid them? We know we did, but we know now that we were wrong. Science has taught us that not only are vegetables good for you, but they're also packed full of energy. Fruit, too - just think of the lightbulb powered by a lemon.
On second thought, maybe if they're so high-powered, we shouldn't be eating vegetables after all. We should be using them to fuel all of our devices instead, like the carrots in this picture. At least, that's probably what the kids would have told their parents when they found last night's carrots there. Nice try, kids, but next time hide them somewhere a little less obvious. In any case, this was a pathetic attempt, but at least they tried.