"Just In Case" was what was written on top of this five-year-old's tin. A tin which contained a toy gun, fake money, and a plastic cell phone, of all things. Where do they even get these ideas from? And is this the coolest kid on the planet? Sure, he might have caught some John Wick or Bourne at some point, but to understand what it all means is a different matter entirely.
The kid's got his priorities straight, that's for sure. When the affair with his five-year-old flame goes south and he has to split the country, he'll be ready and away in a heartbeat. If he had a tiny fake passport, no doubt he would have packed that as well. At that age, about the worst things that we were hiding were our Bon Jovi cassettes, and that's only because we were embarrassed by them.