That's one way to get unlimited gas... if you're a complete and utter moron. "Check it out, Chuck. I have unlimited gas now. What do you mean that's crazy? As long as the nozzle thingy is in the car then it's got gas, right?" I hope you read that in a very specific Southern accent. Sorry to Southerners in general. You know I just mean that one type of Southern guy. The type we all make fun of.
It's quite bizarre that they would have gotten out of their car and not noticed. Were they in a Twitter war with someone as they were getting out of the car and just didn't look up from their phone? That's highly likely in today's society. Or it's likely that my unlimited gas scenario was actually the truth.