Oh, man. Out of all the cars to drive, this guy had to drive the convertible. Convertibles are dangerous as is. If you roll the car, you're dead. If a bird poops, you're covered in poop. Nothing good can come out of driving a convertible. Except maybe getting chicks, but then it has to be a nice convertible. In this case, riding in the convertible could lead to getting shit all over, literally.
I really hope those are fresh port-o-potties. It's not like they store all the poop. That's what the septic tanks are for, but unless it's brand new, a port-o-potty is going to spray you with toxic material. I say toxic material as a euphemism for poo poo and pee pee. There could be other stuff in there too. Let's not talk about the other stuff though.